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Fly Demotivational Poster

HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season

TAGS: happy holidays flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Budog

FSM - February 15, 2012, 5:10 pm
.D Pirate Smiley Face! All curse non-belivers!!!
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 10:06 pm
Some friends of mine were discussing it once, lol
Budog - December 19, 2011, 9:44 pm
The Church of the FSM is where I did indeed find the picture LOL. I am now waiting anxiously for the Great Marination. May the sauce be with you, ramen.
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 9:28 pm
I believe this is from the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:04 am
Wicked picture and awsome pun.
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:37 am

APPEARENCE - A man walks down the street with a hat like that, people know he's not afraid of anything

TAGS: jayne serenity firefly
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by mrscratch

nicholsjoshua15 - April 25, 2016, 11:57 pm
I loved the movie.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2014, 11:18 pm
Loved Firefly, but HATED the movie with a passion. Your poster gets the 5L I took from the film.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:05 am
Noble as a gra**!
Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 5:15 am
Jayne Cobb ROX!
Cubbybear - July 30, 2010, 4:50 pm
I love Firefly.5/5

JEALOUSY - It takes advantage of the best of us


TAGS: when pigs fly
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Brawler - June 19, 2013, 3:25 pm
Pigs CAN fly, it's just the landing that they haven't licked yet :D
WTFO - June 10, 2013, 11:55 pm
Thanks for the high praise.
MrStupidGir - June 9, 2013, 3:55 pm
that one made my day :)
WTFO - June 6, 2013, 2:53 am
Agreed, but in the AF, we say the F-4 Phantom was a brick, not a pig.
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 2:11 am
The F-4 proved that.


TAGS: death eye life b***erfly skull
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - August 2, 2012, 8:52 pm
thanks guys
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:40 pm
Nice one gas. 5L
forseti - August 2, 2012, 1:34 am
Great! 5L
gas - August 1, 2012, 10:31 am
ahaha.. "fact 99: buy permanent marker" xD. thanks for the comment Gary
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 9:57 am
Creepy nice, gas….ugh, the movie…kept going ‘What?’…then I started writing stuff on my arm….

Never saw it Coming -

TAGS: newspaper ipad oldtimer fly teenager
Rating: 4.75/5

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calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:56 pm
calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:55 pm
You who also never saw it coming? The parent that received the bill from the school for $499 to replace the I-pad they just broke.
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 7:13 pm
Geez Greeny, I knew this joke had been around, but didn’t know it was THAT old….I like this version too.
Greeny - January 13, 2014, 6:22 am
Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 9:21 pm
Absolutely brilliant!
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:01 am
Hey, an iPad works great, as long as it's someone elses.
kirill - January 11, 2014, 8:26 am
awesome. explains why teens make great customer service reps

MOMONGA - Engineered by Japanese scientists within the secret Mt. Fuji labs and trained in the ways of the ninja

TAGS: momonga flying squirrels japanese ninja
Rating: 3.35/5

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showmeone - March 18, 2011, 3:51 pm

REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - He boiled for our sins

THE AIR FORCE - For the guys that couldn't fly in the Marines

TAGS: air force marine fly marines
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by chase3597

NavAir - October 24, 2017, 12:26 pm
Obviously chase3597 and rerun are not veterans. If they were, they'd know what attention to detail means.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:15 am
Air Force: Brave enough to land at higher speeds on weak landing gear.
spindle - June 25, 2011, 3:30 pm
Right...and TC is a ***k anyway.
rerun - June 22, 2011, 5:47 pm

agree 100%
chase3597 - June 20, 2011, 9:01 pm
who cares its not like anyone watches this movie any way so stop over reacting
jfloate - June 20, 2011, 1:17 pm
This is Navy aircraft you dumbass!


TAGS: bike jump education fly fail
Rating: 4.88/5

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Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:20 pm
It's not the flying that scares me, it is the sudden deceleration that scares the crap out of me when when I hit the ground...
Zetmonk - February 8, 2012, 5:07 am
He's about to learn real quick.

SERENITY - Burn the Land, Boil the Sea; You can't take the sky from me.

TAGS: glider sailplane sky firefly serenity
Rating: 4.72/5

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Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 5:18 pm
Serenity lives...
Cheesefrog1 - June 21, 2012, 10:48 pm
Long** srry cant type today
Cheesefrog1 - June 21, 2012, 10:47 pm
i agree whole heartedly. Song Live The Serenity!!!
tugtramp - June 21, 2012, 2:11 pm
"Curse you, FOX, for your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
Cheesefrog1 - June 20, 2012, 10:45 pm
awsome i havent seen a firefly reference in a long time. bravo sir bravo 5l
robbidos - June 19, 2012, 1:36 am
Thats what she said
tugtramp - June 18, 2012, 6:07 am
Nope. You only go down if you give up.
Derek - June 17, 2012, 8:05 pm
You're going to have to land sometime... where's going to be?


TAGS: libya noflyzone military shootdown
Rating: 4.44/5

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fred - March 21, 2011, 9:21 am
Flown by rebels, sh** down by rebels. Fail.
PuppySlayer - March 20, 2011, 3:45 pm
I lol'ed hard 5l
MPsniper - March 20, 2011, 8:03 am
Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:16 am
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:43 pm

AIRMAN - On A Mission From Day One

TAGS: airman fly mission
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:17 pm
Do you still have the outfit as a momento?
Airman - July 2, 2012, 11:25 am
you even got my good side.. lol
GaryO - June 30, 2012, 7:53 pm
Figures, always was a poster child.

LEGO FIREFLY - Hey, Gotta continue it somehow.

TAGS: firefly sci fi lego
Rating: 2.45/5

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RnR - July 25, 2008, 7:32 am
if you take out those with the guns, it will look like a freakign lego g** boysband

FLYING HORSE - I saw a flying horse today. Sadly, too late.

TAGS: horse flying car accident traffic
Rating: 4.74/5

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MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 5:22 pm
Makes me wonder if the car is left hand drive or right hand drive. And where the driver is...
PeteMan - April 30, 2012, 8:23 am
I want to see the insurance paperwork for this one...


TAGS: b***erfly hate g** racism westboro
Rating: 4.46/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:11 pm
I like how he can hold up a sign saying "God Judges Your Judges" with no sense of the irony at all. ^_^
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:40 pm
I'm impressed. when He speaks to me it is usually saying : 'yes of course you can have another one' or 'how could the wife find out about that underage girl anyway ?'
AardRinn - January 27, 2012, 7:27 pm
Thanks, I always put off posting one of these until I saw this picture and it was like god spoke to me ("f*** those guys," he said, FYI), I just had to.
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:59 am
Zetmonk - January 27, 2012, 5:14 am
Nice. Very original.

HIGH EXPECTATIONS - Its 2011 and there are no hover boards, no self tieing shoes,and no flying cars. The future is a real letdown.

TAGS: back future brown mcfly
Rating: 4.27/5

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jedimonk - September 19, 2011, 4:57 pm
With creationist pushing Republicans blocking anything productive... its a safe bet
Azzameen85 - September 19, 2011, 8:32 am
We still have 3.5 years before we can say anything...

TOP GEAR - On tonight's show Jeremy joins the Jetsons

RED BULL - It gives you wings !!


TAGS: flying rules
Rating: 4.75/5

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ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:58 pm
Not to mention other aircraft.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 4:49 pm

WHEN PIGS FLY - Well, how about beagles?

TAGS: dog animal fly beagle
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:38 pm

get this to http://www.digmydog.org/ ....and nice


TAGS: how to tell your buddy his fly is open
Rating: 4.94/5

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Bartimaeus - August 15, 2010, 9:59 pm
Though that wink makes me uneasy...5
ICEMAN - August 15, 2010, 9:38 pm
Thank you Sir, may I have another? ;)
Cubbybear - August 15, 2010, 9:19 pm
Very funny Mr.Iceman 5 cool poodles

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR - To infinity...and beyond!

TAGS: bike fail toy story buzz fly
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Ekder

NickDahlmier - March 16, 2017, 10:44 am
"Wait... Where's my bike?"
Ekder - July 14, 2010, 11:50 am
It's my first one, thank you!
Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:43 am

FLYING - learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

TAGS: flying throwing ground miss
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by SteveOh

Empires - May 17, 2013, 11:27 pm
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... Nuff' said.
PumaAdder - February 25, 2011, 12:29 am
Douglas Adams FTW! 5L

The Human Bot Fly -

TAGS: bot fly brain
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Vade

... - November 9, 2008, 11:00 am
JFK's brain.... it's delicious!


PASTAFARIANISM - Is there a cooler religion?

TAGS: pasta flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 2.35/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 17, 2010, 11:40 pm
It seems like you have a lot of hate.
BrokenEye - October 17, 2010, 11:34 pm
I fu'cking hate Pastafarians

ALWAYS REMEMBER - It is better to have flying cows than flying monkeys...

TAGS: flying cowa monkeys twister remember
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:28 pm
Watch the Wizard of Oz. The flying monkeys are really bad news.
axe11154 - April 16, 2012, 9:47 am
I truly dont see how

SENSE - This image makes none

TAGS: sense funny fly jump
Rating: 2.67/5

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brianjayy - February 15, 2011, 5:45 pm
He's just checking the "springiness" of the bed, as any normal man would...
Moar - February 13, 2009, 2:43 pm
And the fat woman with the face palm? She's laughing at your pathetic poster
Scorpio7 - December 25, 2008, 1:26 pm
Actually, it does, in a way. The ph**o was taken to illustrate that ALL black men have the ability to fly, and not just that HAN**** dude. Now you know why "they" play basketball so well.


TAGS: flying rules
Rating: 4.83/5

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Master - April 24, 2011, 4:38 pm
Looking for the car, I got one of those "lock-up" shopping carts. I literally shoved it across the parking lot. It did make noise, and leave a trail on the asphalt, but no one had any comments about the process... :-) I was sore, later, but I got My way!

THE FLYING SALAD DODGER - She uses the power of deception... she can't actually fly, But she does defeat and consume evil until there is only good left in the world... Or until she is full...

FLYING - Dude, Did you see our pilot before boarding? I'm sure he'll take us straight up.



TAGS: track time life lost mcfly
Rating: 4.8/5

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gas - March 6, 2012, 4:42 pm
thx mon ami
carebear - March 6, 2012, 4:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)

B-52 FLYBY -

TAGS: indian ocean flyby b52
Rating: 4.06/5

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MPsniper - April 27, 2011, 5:34 pm
BANG... yer dead
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:37 pm
Ha ha! VERY true! 5


TAGS: if a b***erfly gets eaten what happens
Rating: 3.54/5

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Sean - July 25, 2009, 9:01 pm
Oh yeah? Well Confucious say: Watched b***erfly never flaps -- oh God I hope it never flaps, or Haarakkon prophencies come true!
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:00 pm
Delightfully prophetic.

SWAT TEAMS - Ain't what they used to be

Bonnets are Badass -

TAGS: bonets are badass firefly malcolm
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:28 am
Firefly was the best show ever, am I right?
nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:28 am
Firefly was the best show ever, am I right?
EmilioDumphque - March 30, 2014, 12:09 am
If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak!

RESEARCH - Why waste brainpower on science when you can just pray the bad things away?


TAGS: justme can t fly
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - November 7, 2013, 9:07 am
Love this poster. Cynic, we could be brothers....or our dads were. Ya made me lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2013, 1:32 am
5tate it quite frankly like my dad did, "Stop flapping your arms about like that son, you look like a moron!"

SUPER POWERS - Joey learned earlier that gravity was no match for him

FLYING CATS - If you have to take the kids on a trip, do it on acid.

TAGS: flying cats
Rating: 2.91/5

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GOOD PARENTING - The secret is to get your priorities in order.

TAGS: arenting fail priority secret barfly
Rating: 4.92/5

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twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 11:13 am
I saw this at the bowling alley I used to work at. Parents would be drinking and bowling while their kids were trying to sleep. Pitiful.




TAGS: fly poop bar
Rating: 4.37/5

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SPECIALMAN - The generic SuperHero! Faster than something that's really fast! Leaps tall things with relative ease! Not a flying toy!

TAGS: specialman not a flying toy
Rating: 4.36/5

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spacedog - January 13, 2010, 7:21 pm
Nice work Grim [email protected]
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 3:59 pm
5! Great one, though...you kinda took the highroad...
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 11:17 am
Complete with with Kung Fu grip and,.. and,.. and Friday night SpecialMan girlfriend!!

NEW AMBULANCE EQUIPMENT - The Frequent Flyer Wheel. It saves time and frustration on patient assessment .

PRUDENCE - Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.

FREEDOM - "I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery~

TAGS: fly freedom dog
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:02 am

please post this to moti-twist as well.


THERE MAY ONLY BE 6 - BUT THIS IS A PERFECT 10 and doesn't get any better at all.

TAGS: us navy blue angels fly perfect at all times under all conditions and are the epitome of grace style and precision
Rating: 4.24/5

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agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:19 am

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY - This guy has been listening to R Kelly way too much

TAGS: r kelly flying idiot bike
Rating: 3.88/5

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MakeCash25com - May 8, 2012, 7:30 pm
Jeez, did he died??? ;)

DRONES - The first step towards Cyberdyne's creation of the Terminators.

EDMOND HONDA - Greatest sumo wrestler in the world

DAMN! - That "Super Matador" from Krypton takes all the fun out of Bullfighting!


TAGS: child b***erfly humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 20, 2013, 10:43 pm

Done, RL~~Thanks~
Reality Lord - June 20, 2013, 4:26 pm

5eriously think about dropping this over to motitwist as well.
lgvernon - June 20, 2013, 10:47 am

LOLOL~~I recognize these symptoms; I enjoy them myself!~Thanks so much, Gary!~
GaryO - June 20, 2013, 8:56 am
Uh, when I’m awestruck my typing skills degenerate to something less than intelligible…I really meant ‘bring out the big guns’…….really……aaaand I need a nap. Woof.
GaryO - June 20, 2013, 8:50 am
Geezus, LG, didja hafta out bring guns already? What a string of creative mastery….aaaand I’m now fresh outta fives.

Economy -

TAGS: low flying plane bridge
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - February 15, 2014, 6:53 pm
Wing in Ground Effect. Hmm might save some cash. But running into the cumulogranite would be detrimental to the cash flow.


TAGS: flying was fun
Rating: 4.77/5

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Talisman - August 17, 2011, 12:07 pm
Makes me think of the mile high club.
Fiodh - April 16, 2011, 6:52 am
When USAir took over PSA, they removed the "smiley face" logo from the front of the PSAairplanes. USAir president Ed Colodny said, "We don't want any smiley faces on our airplanes. 20 years later he doesn't have any.
JLBachs - May 17, 2010, 5:30 pm
What happened to flight? Used to be glamorous. Now I'm lucky if I don't have bruises on my shoulders and elbows from fat a$$ed flight attendants should I be unlucky enough to get an aisle seat.
Iconoclast - May 12, 2010, 6:22 pm
That took some work to get all of those pictures together. My problem is that I actually remember flying back then. 5L

ALTITUDE - When You Need A Lift, Who Are You Gonna Call? Airman

TAGS: lift plane fly
Rating: 4.73/5

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rerun - November 20, 2012, 5:51 pm

Pretty quick I would imagine
Airman - November 20, 2012, 5:12 pm
how long do think it would be before I gunned it?


TAGS: school transport fly special needs
Rating: 4.38/5

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djrcreative - February 5, 2012, 12:32 pm
Yup. Just a li'l bit of Bondo and she'll be good as new. ;)
maoworks2 - February 5, 2012, 12:28 pm
Body Work Maybe !

Flying on instruments -

TAGS: flying
Rating: 3.75/5

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GaryO - June 23, 2014, 9:13 am
Sure, ‘you’re doing it wrong’ is ancient, but I like where this poster goes. 5L for upping the average of a first poster (even though 2 is better than my first poster). Welcome to Motifake, Bart. Yer on the right track. Make more.

PEOPLE WHO LOVE SAUSAGE - and people who believe in justice, should never watch either of them being made... But this is just frikkin' awesome!

TAGS: flying police now we re f***ed
Rating: 2.79/5

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CaptainBaked - March 20, 2011, 1:25 pm
HAHA! asinine... thanks trash duly noted
TheTrashHeap - March 20, 2011, 12:50 pm
"relatively funny" is relative. What you find funny I may find completely asinine. For an example check out any of Hammy's posters. You say tomato , I say crap! XD HAMMY!
CaptainBaked - March 20, 2011, 5:08 am
Yeah... not that the votes really phase me, but if one gives a low vote based on the creator, then that would be a troll correct? It happens when two relatively funny posters in a row both get a 1L... i get a little suspicious... thanks Mooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 9:59 pm
I concur, the 1 I gave this doesn't make me a troll....It just makes you not funny.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:57 pm
Although I certainly wouldn't doubt your sense of smell, I can speak to the name "troll" - as it seems to have different meanings on different websites. Here, if someone gives a low vote to a motifake based on the poster, not the creator, he isn't a troll
CaptainBaked - March 18, 2011, 8:18 am
I smell a troll...


TAGS: bull flying
Rating: 2.73/5

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RatFink - July 9, 2010, 4:33 pm
uhhh i would have made a red bull joke here man...

FLYING CATS - Fluffles initial attempt at flight..... not a major success

LEVITATION - Only in the army.


Morticia Addams -

TAGS: normal spider fly
Rating: 4.88/5

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TAGS: flying air force f22
Rating: 4.71/5

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Derek - May 23, 2012, 8:24 pm
Swish ****pit! Sounds like good advice for the d***ed F-104 Starfighter.
Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 7:21 am



TAGS: future tech backtothefuture mcfly tth
Rating: 4.52/5

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demon001 - December 30, 2014, 4:20 pm
And the flying cars? Where the he** are our flying cars????
agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 6:11 pm


TAGS: i want to fly too
Rating: 4.48/5

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house - July 5, 2011, 2:01 am
i think this is a quote from Henry Ford isn't it ?
Grimgravy - April 15, 2011, 4:13 am
When I was very young, I used to have dreams of flying just like this. I love the quote too.


TAGS: mcdonald s fly thru is not that high flying
Rating: 4.2/5

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Airman - May 11, 2010, 5:37 pm
that would be fun!


TAGS: jet flying black person pilot
Rating: 3.73/5

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LikeNoOther - May 15, 2011, 8:00 am
I actually said pilot, still nice one. 5L's


TAGS: fat fly
Rating: 3.69/5

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FOR THE LAST TIME - RedBull does not give you wings so stop trying to fly

TAGS: redbull fly
Rating: 3.59/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 21, 2011, 7:16 pm
BUT you think it will, when mixed with sufficient measures of alcohol per tin of Red Bull.


TAGS: fly away little dim bunny your ride is here
Rating: 3.04/5

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Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 7:30 pm
Such a bad a** pic.


TAGS: flyers
Rating: 2.67/5

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jboylesty - October 9, 2011, 5:49 pm
thanks, silly me.
Verdeckt - October 9, 2011, 5:27 pm

promises - promises -

Junk mail -

TAGS: mail mailbox junk flyers catalogs
Rating: 4.92/5

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chickenlittle - September 12, 2013, 9:23 am
Thanks Ug and cynic! That's a real mailbox by the way, not ph**oshopped. I think it was in Missouri.
ughomer - September 12, 2013, 8:50 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 12, 2013, 12:56 am
Dude that is so awesome! Mainly because the town's mailman is such a d-bag. I literally - LITERALLY - live with my wife in a town with a population of approximately 70-100 people. He should have no reason to be grumpy, his day ends earlier than most. 5L!

Flying Saucers -

TAGS: flying saucer landing field
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 18, 2014, 10:56 am
..or land someplace level, away from power-lines.

SACRIFICES - We all have to make them. Quick, we gotta get the planes back in the air !!

TAGS: sacrifices necessary to keep airman flying high
Rating: 4.25/5

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corbett06 - April 25, 2010, 10:14 pm
i have to agree...they should be the ones to go in
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:45 pm
That is not to say you can't sacrafice the lightweight in the purple shirt. By all means.
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:44 pm
Screw that! Miley is 18 in 7 months. You can sacrafice her after I *** that!
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:17 pm
Just in case, use all the people on Disney channel and Nickelodeon.
pieman - April 21, 2010, 8:57 am
I think Billy Ray should join them so no more can be made. We need to sell tickets to a lottery. See who gets to push them in.

UNFORTUNATELY FOR FLUFFY, - Fido needed some alone time. He had tied the end of the string to gas prices. Who said flying isn't cheap?

POINT YOUR FINGER - To the side of your head. Now move it in a circle.

TAGS: bible flying saucers ufo religion doris funny
Rating: 2.86/5

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Hector - April 2, 2009, 9:14 am
Now that's funny. Not as funny as the idea that the bronze age god of battles from Jewish Mythology cares what you smoke.
RON - October 13, 2008, 2:53 am
lol...know its says **** like that in there...some guy taken up in the sky by an ufo...etc...think even Jesus went for a ride after being taken down from cross...very good in your statement...wow


TAGS: motorcycle air height fly flying flight soar soaring bike jump air sky
Rating: 2.73/5
Ha - July 20, 2008, 7:29 am

FLYING - Not for BMX biking.

FEELING OBSERVED? - Maybe your fly is open.

TAGS: feeling observed scary open fly
Rating: 2/5

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Zealot - May 2, 2010, 5:58 pm
tool fan art. :)

MIDGETS - He created them.

PAPILIO TEMPESTAE - The Quantum Weather Butterfly responsible for all the freak weather. (it has nothing to do with global climate change)

TAGS: quantum weather b***erfly papilio tempestae rnr global warming climate change
Rating: 1.5/5

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speedracer22 - January 10, 2012, 8:55 pm
F ake A nd G ay


TAGS: flying
Rating: 4.78/5

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MuddySoapfish - May 20, 2012, 3:52 pm
landing with rug burns on both of his knees ...
Iconoclast - May 20, 2012, 1:55 pm
Outstanding 5L & Fav. Perfect match of picture and caption.
fan4camping - May 20, 2012, 1:34 pm
LOL! Been there done that! 5L


AVIOPHOBIA - Eagles may soar But weasels are not Sucked into jet engines

TAGS: the fear of flying
Rating: 4.63/5

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crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 7:40 am



TAGS: she is flyin high and true eh
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 31, 2009, 8:48 am
Hey, when I jux***osed the 2 pictures I couldn't remember which came from which, so I gave both sources credit...plus I was drinking heavily at the time, or I guess you could say "heavenly" at the time
Sean - August 31, 2009, 2:44 am
Hey it that's an actual spy satellite ph**o, your sattellite probably ain't gonna clear them trees. So I guess is really is a NASA satellite after all.
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 8:45 pm
Ya know, after 10 votes this was 5.0...Now after 17 it's 3.47 or whatever. The power of the people!
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 7:41 pm
As a side note; I've drinking all day because I got the OK! by the BTHHA! Seams the Doc called and I'm a hell raiser again!!!!
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
Well d***, that's obvious...he's up on the Moon! Wait, didn't you light the fuse, or NASA just blown smoke up a**? And where is that Church so that Google Earth knows where to look for it (or what ever these young punks do)!
Sean - July 23, 2009, 5:38 pm
Say what?!!! I mean, he didn't come home last night but I just a**umed he stayed ot all night whoring .... Jeepers.
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 4:57 pm
Shopped!?! Tell that to the Lil' Tiger that's waiting for mice to be sh** up to the green cheese! *he's hungry*
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 4:50 pm
Shopped!?! My wife does all the shopping *unless it's golf equipment*
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 4:49 pm
Shopped!?! That's an actual NASA "Spy Satellite" Ph**o!
lunchmeat5000 - July 22, 2009, 10:57 pm
Would this be considered a qeef?
Sean - July 22, 2009, 3:29 pm
agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 8:03 pm
I'm sure he's out buying a fluffy pillow to soften the landing.
MO - July 21, 2009, 8:00 pm
Don't know Bone! I haven't Sean or heard from him in a while....
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 7:57 pm
Where is Sean when you need....we got questions and we need answers!
agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 7:55 pm
The orange p**** is outta this world!
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 7:49 pm
Thanks much...from one of the best MotiFakers we got, that means a lot.
RONSART - July 21, 2009, 7:47 pm
whoops...hit that d*** 6 Lion b***on...lol...great poster!
MO - July 21, 2009, 7:41 pm
Version 9.0
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 7:40 pm
MO - July 21, 2009, 7:37 pm
Guys? You wouldn't want a little... h** p****?
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 7:36 pm
I doubt he wants it back...just sayin'
agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 7:34 pm
5L, although I seriously doubt that Sean properly equipped this feline with adequate re-entry protection.
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
Thanks Mooo ect.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 6:56 pm
Well done sir.5 sore a**ed kitties.

THE TELEPOD CAFE - "Would you like some digestive enzymes with that?"

TAGS: brundlefly crappy waiter
Rating: 3.5/5

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jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:20 pm
"After the Flood" Leftover Restaurant

FLYING IN 2011 -

THE REAL U-2 - It makes it's own kind of music

TAGS: still flying still spying
Rating: 2.91/5

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Aramsiel - October 14, 2009, 6:35 pm
My respects to your old man dude! the sr-71's are wickedsick..
KDP3 - October 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
My old man used to work on them and the SR-71


RELIGION - Be touch by His Noodly Appendage today

TAGS: celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv religion flying monster
Rating: 2.25/5

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Pastafarian for life!

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Ieuan - June 4, 2009, 9:27 pm
RAmen! *yarrrrrrr*